Robin Williams
Robin Williams
Robin McLaurin Williamswas an American stand-up comedian, actor, director, producer, writer, singer and voice artist. Starting as a stand-up comedian in San Francisco and Los Angeles in the mid-1970s, he is credited with leading San Francisco's comedy renaissance. After rising to fame as Mork in Mork & Mindy, Williams went on to establish a career in both stand-up comedy and feature film acting. He was known for his improvisational skills...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth21 July 1951
CityChicago, IL
CountryUnited States of America
I couldn't imagine living the way I used to live. Now people come up to me from the drug days and go, 'Hi, remember me?' And I'm going, 'No, did I have sex with you? Did I take a dump in your tool box?'
I had to stop drinking alcohol because I used to wake up nude in front of my car with my keys in my ass.
We used to be hunter-gatherers, now we're shopper-borrowers.
Never go to Pluto, it's a Mickey Mouse planet.
Gradual school is where you go to school and you gradually find out you don't want to go to school anymore.
I went to rehab for alcoholism in wine country, just to keep my options open.
In the dictionary under redundant it says see redundant.
Canadian money is also called the loony. How can you take an economic crisis seriously?
We Americans, we're a simple people . . . but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities.
Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.
You have an internal critic, an internal drive that says, 'OK, you can do more.' Maybe that's what keeps you going.
The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area ?
If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus.
Clouds are like boogers hanging on the nostrils of the moon.