Roy Blount, Jr.
Roy Blount, Jr.
Roy Alton Blount Jr.is an American writer, speaker, reporter, and humorist. He appeared as himself in Treme. He performs with the Rock Bottom Remainders, a rock band composed entirely of writers. He is also a former president of the Authors Guild...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionWriter
Date of Birth4 October 1941
CountryUnited States of America
pin
The more you try to pin a word down, the more you realize that it has its own cape, sword and little hat.
human written
I have written some of the clumsiest, most clogged-yet-vagrant, hobbledehoyish, hitch-slipping sentences ever conceived by the human mind.
birthdays books buy easy looking next twelve
There will be birthdays in the next twelve months; books keep well; they're easy to wrap: buy those books now. Buy replacements for any books looking raggedy on your shelves.
sound would-be ifs
Twitter. It's not a good sound, is it? If it were worth doing, there would be a better word for it.
pigs ham sound
Ham's substantial, ham is fat. Ham is firm and sound. Ham's what God was getting at When He made pigs so round.
south
The North isn't a place. It's just a direction out of the South.
football college vanderbilt
Going to Vanderbilt did a lot of things for me, and one of the things it cured me of was the need to follow college football.
thoughtful thinking president
Obama's the most thoughtful-sounding president I can remember. He seems to be saying what he wants to say, and that is a great relief. He always sounds like he's thinking about what he's saying while he's saying it, and that's a rare thing in politicians.
literature temperature truth-is
Perhaps the truth is that heavy literature blooms in extremes of temperature.
thinking president television
Obama's got a great sense of humor, but mainly he has a great thinking presence, which is uncommon. It's hard to imagine being able to do, think over answers and deliver them on television. If I were president I would constantly be spluttering.
should-have mind affair
Even intellectuals should have learned by now that objective rationality is not the default position of the human mind, much less the bedrock of human affairs.
summer kids bird
When I was a little kid, of course, I was brown all summer. That's because I was free as a bird- nothing to do but catch bugs all day.
oysters way died
I prefer my oysters fried; that way I know my oysters died.
should-have giving advice
Any given generation gives the next generation advice that the given generation should have been given by the previous generation but now it's too late.