Russell Brand
Russell Brand
Russell Edward Brand is an English comedian, actor, radio host, author, and activist...
NationalityEnglish
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 June 1975
CityGrays, England
police good-man england
In England, we have such good manners that if someone says something impolite, the police will get involved.
struggle character madness
I struggle in these situations not to let my madness govern me, and to let the positive aspects of my character define my life.
wildlife needs vegetarian
Managing wildlife? It's wild! It don't need managing, leave it alone.
dream hats pockets
The happiest moments in our life aren't "Oh I got a new hat or a wonderful silvery object, some glistening bauble." But it's when you connect with another human being. If you can find the $18 in your pocket, you are purchasing dreams with that money.
voice bird littles
What should happen is a little voice in your head, like Jimmy Cricket in Pinocchio, will go 'But Russell, that bird, that's a creature like you, if you kill it it'll be all sad' and you go 'F***, alright. I won't kill it then.'
love-is joy enemy
If love is something you cherish, it is hard to glean much joy from death, even in one's enemies.
drama cutting blood
I get fixated when I'm bleeding -- I can see why they went in for blood-letting in the medieval times because it makes you feel a bit better. When I cut myself, the drama of it calms me down.
ideas people giving
If people associate you with the idea of loads of money, they in turn will give some of that money to you.
beautiful lying turns
Turns out it was mostly a lie. But, at least for a short while, it was a beautiful one.
parks life-is theme
Life is not a theme park, and if it is, the theme is death.
jobs progress news
I didn't take a job on Fox News because I'm interested in progress. I'm interested in shouting and pointing and simplifying things!
rocks self storm
Thus another friendship was dashed on the cruel rocks amid the storm of my self-destruction.
sea surfing foam
Surfing should be called "foam-choking" or "sea stabbing.
drinking water hot
This is no time for drinking a mug of water - which you would do nowhere else in the world. A mug of water! You just don't drink water from mugs, do ya? Except on the telly. Water out of a mug! Should be a hot drink... mug of water.