Quotes by 'Russell Lynes'

Russell Lynes

Russell Lyneswas an American art historian, photographer, author and managing editor of Harper's Magazine...

wise tests negative

If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

wise people pay

Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission.

wise faces looks

And I thought I had problems? Look at your face!

drinking excellent novel

Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.

laughing comeback insult

If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved.

ragtime century 20th-century

Ragtime was a fanfare for the 20th century.

wise stupid people

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

wise being-yourself insults-you

Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice...

wise insult humans

Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?

wise missing village

Your village just called. They're missing an idiot.

wise ugly insult

Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?

wise sorry littles

I'm sorry, I'm a little busy. Can i ignore you later?

sarcastic wise stupid

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?

truth class goal

The true snob never rests; there is always a higher goal to attain, and there are, by the same token, always more and more people to look down upon.