Sam Ewing
Sam Ewing
Samuel James Ewingis a former baseball player for the Chicago White Sox and the Toronto Blue Jays. He batted left and threw right...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionAthlete
Date of Birth9 April 1949
CountryUnited States of America
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