Sam Kinison
Sam Kinison
Samuel Burl "Sam" Kinisonwas an American stand-up comedian and actor. He was known for his intense, harsh and politically incorrect humor. A former Pentecostal preacher, he performed stand-up routines that were most often characterized by an intense style, similar to charismatic preachers, and punctuated by his trademark scream...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth8 December 1953
CityYakima, WA
CountryUnited States of America
Sam Kinison quotes about
I want to show people that there's a side of myself other than just the outrageous comedian.
Ive never been against women. That anti-feminist rap is bogus. I think men should be nice to women, buy them diamonds.
Rage only works if it is justified. That's the trick with rage. You gotta have a reason to be mad.
I'm attracted to heartbreakers.
Jesus had a tough life. I read about that guy. Jesus is the only guy that ever came back from the dead that didn't scare the F- out of everybody!
What happened? Satan was busy?
I got divorced, which was not a good thing for a revivalist minister. It did not go down well. I'd already been banned from a couple churches for my jokes. So one day I woke up and decided it was time to start living for myself.
Rock Against Drugs, what a name. Somebody was high when they came up with that title. It's like Christians Against Christ. Rock created drugs.
My view of life is, 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it!
I'd rather entertain people than offend them.
You know what the problem is with world hunger? We've been sending them food.
I'm responsible. I even did a commercial for MTV saying how I was going to register to vote. And I still haven't.
The Russians haven't been to the moon. You know why? Because they're space pussies... You really want to impress us? Bring us back our FLAG!
I started saying things in church that didn't meet with a lot of approval - like 'Jesus isn't coming back.' They started throwing Bibles.