Sandra Bernhard
Sandra Bernhard
Sandra Bernhardis an American comedian, singer, actress and author. She first gained attention in the late 1970s with her stand-up comedy in which she often bitterly critiques celebrity culture and political figures. Bernhard is number 97 on Comedy Central's list of the 100 greatest standups of all time...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 June 1955
CityFlint, MI
CountryUnited States of America
moral judgment whole
There's this whole sense of judgment and who's right and who's wrong and who's moral and who's going to be punished.
cds atmosphere difficult
I am always hoping to do another CD. This atmosphere has been difficult.
bad-relationship i-can percent
I can't tell you 100 percent what makes a relationship work. But I can see something good coming and I can see something bad coming.
views alaska wish
I certainly wish Gov. Palin no harm. I'd just like her to explain to me how she can hold such outrageous views...and then go back to Alaska.
pride needs day-to-day
At some point, the pride has to be a part of the whole day-to-day oeuvre. It's part of who you are and doesn't need to be discussed anymore.
stars thinking magic
I don't think somebody can just, like, wave a magic wand and make you a star.
football new-orleans dear-lord
Barbara Bush has her finger on the pulse of America. Im so glad shes back and more compassionate than ever, ... Thats right, of course people just sat around New Orleans, boring, uninspired, soulless New Orleans, and dreamed of someday relocating to the Astrodome. Oh, dear Lord, if only I could leave my unhappy existence and head on up to wonderful Houston and live with my friends side by side in a spacious football stadium, my life would be so much richer and complete.
people levels pay
When people pay to see you live, they connect with you on a much deeper level than people who just buy your records.
way realness tapping
Everybody has their own way of tapping into their realness.
night rocks people
I feel like you've gotta be able to get up every night in front of a live audience. Whether it's 10 people or 50 people or a hundred people, whether you're in a rock band or doing the comedy circuit.
cynicism jaded
Anything that has cynicism to it and that's jaded is smutty.
rap book wife
On one side you have book burners, Congressional wives and Pat Robertson. On the other side, you have vulgar comedians, foul-mouthed rap groups and Dennis Hopper—all your choices should be so easy.
karma believe dont-believe
I don't believe in karma.
feelings mind spirituality
I always have kind of underneath feeling of peace of mind that I get from just the basic tenants of spirituality.