Sarah Silverman
Sarah Silverman
Sarah Kate Silverman is an American stand-up comedian, actress, producer and writer. Her comedy addresses social taboos and controversial topics, such as racism, sexism, and religion, having her comic character endorse them in a sarcastic fashion. For her work on television she won two Primetime Emmy Awards...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth1 December 1970
CityBedford, NH
CountryUnited States of America
black-and-white feelings would-be
Relations between black and white would be greatly improved if we were more accepting of our fears and our feelings and more vocal about it.
fun people brain
I dress normal because I want people to treat me regular. And their brains explode. It's really fun.
recipes sleepovers disaster
I was sent to sleepover camp since I was 6, and you know, it's a recipe for disaster.
funny humor thinking
But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.
funny humor comedy
I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it.
funny pain people
Look at the people who are kind of the funniest cultures, they're the cultures of the people who have been the most oppressed, black people and Jews. Not that they're the only funny people, but culturally, it comes from the pain, you know?
funny niece believe
She, uh, came out of the closet recently, my niece. Um... She announced to the family that she's a lesbian and... She's seven, did I mention that? And, uh, I don't even know if she knows what a lesbian is, but I support her completely. And, uh... I'll tell you what's heartbreaking. My sister punished her for it. Can you believe that? No pussy for a week. Which to us may not sound like... But when you're seven, you know, a week is a long time.
funny gay white
I don't wanna be labeled as straight or labeled as gay. I just want people to look at me and see me as white.
funny jesus wine
Jesus is magic, because he turned water into wine. I think he made the statue of liberty disappear in the 80s or something.
funny humor compliment
I gave him a compliment! All right, I told him he probably would've made, like, a really expensive slave in the, like, in the olden-timey days.
funny girl humor
Strippers should be role-models for little girls. If only for the fact that they wax their assholes.
funny dream kings
Guess what, Martin Luther King? I had a dream, too.
faces teeth brushes
I'm a very ritualistic person. I have to wash my face twice, and on the second wash before I rinse, I brush my teeth, then I rinse, then I floss, then I put on moisturizer. I'm ritualistic. Jewishness is very ritualistic.
funny girl doctors
I was raped by a doctor. Which is, you know, so bittersweet for a Jewish girl.