Si Robertson

Si Robertson
Silas Merritt Robertson, known as Si Robertson and often referred to as "Uncle Si", is an American television personality, preacher, hunter, outdoorsman, retired U.S. Army soldier, and duck-call maker at Duck Commander. He is best known for his role on A&E's Duck Dynasty, on which he has emerged as the breakout character. He has also appeared on other shows such as the Outdoor Channel's Buck Commander and The Duckmen of Louisiana...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionReality Star
Date of Birth27 April 1948
CityVivian, LA
CountryUnited States of America
I sting like a butterfly and punch like a flea.
I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife).. but still my own.
I am the MacGyver of cooking. If you bring me a piece of bread, cabbage, coconut, mustard greens, pigs feet, pine cones...and a woodpecker, I'll make you a good chicken pot pie.
I've worn it to church before. Camouflage and the other clothes.
A beaver is about like the ninjas the suckers only work at night and they're hard to find.
Everybody when they saw it, they said, "Did Willie Nelson sign your hat?" I'd say, "No, that'd be Willie Knucklehead - Robertson, OK?" We were at an event for the fans and I took my hat off and set it down on the couch, and he signed it. I said, "What are you doing, idiot?" He said, "Look, I was in the zone, and you just happened to put your hat in my zone."
Never insult a mans beard, you either get thunder or lightning
That's what got me through 65 years of life - my belief in God and what He's done for us and what He will do for us.
Hey, I'm like Aretha Franklin, I don't get no R -S -P -E -C -T around here!
What I tell young couples that are getting married is: you're going to have quarrels, and on some things, you're just going to have to agree to disagree. And when you go to bed at night, kiss each other and tell each other that you love each other. Don't go to bed mad. Life is too short. Keep it simple.
My wife asked me about that: "What happened to your beard?" I said, "What are you talking about?" She said, "Hey, the right side is shorter than the left." I said, "You gotta be kidding me." So I went in there and looked, and I combed it out and I said, "I don't know, that's just the way it grows."
We are the rags to riches story, okay, the Robertson's are. Okay? We had very humble beginnings. Everybody's trying to figure out what, what's behind it, and all the Robertsons say, 'Hey, it's divine intervention.' Me personally, okay, God's gonna take 'Duck Dynasty' where he wants it to go, okay, and to the people that he wants it to go to.
I was in my tighty-whities and I never woke up, and I ran over a mile.
Everything I say is 95% truthful.