Si Robertson

Si Robertson
Silas Merritt Robertson, known as Si Robertson and often referred to as "Uncle Si", is an American television personality, preacher, hunter, outdoorsman, retired U.S. Army soldier, and duck-call maker at Duck Commander. He is best known for his role on A&E's Duck Dynasty, on which he has emerged as the breakout character. He has also appeared on other shows such as the Outdoor Channel's Buck Commander and The Duckmen of Louisiana...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionReality Star
Date of Birth27 April 1948
CityVivian, LA
CountryUnited States of America
You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid
Hey, dont hate the player, hate the team.
I'm so dope I'm illegal in 55 states
I messed up on the Vietnam Special, because I gave it to civilians? Only military men can handle that.
You can't spell squirrel without si, and that's me.
I don't know what a person does that does not have a relationship with God. When he goes to the doctor and the doctors says, 'Hey, you've got less than two months to live and there's nothing we can do for you.' Who do they turn to when you're given something that earth shattering?
You can't teach an old dog new dog new tricks. Now,you can give an old dog new toys. And we've got one here!
The first thing I'd do [as a president] is de-regulate about 90-percent of the things that they've got regulation on, OK, including duck hunting. We're way over-regulated on everything.
Sometimes, our greatest strengths can be found while trusting God through our greatest obstacles.
I'm always just carrying a Tupperware cup, ever since my mom went to a Tupperware party and got 'em. I've left them strewn all over the U.S. and Europe. I drink iced tea out of them.
I know all the new phrases: 'cowabunga,' 'radical,' cat's pajamas,' 'duh,' and 'hey, homie don't play that.
Daddy had a farm - cows, pigs, OK, a big garden, OK? We did live off the land, and then we would supplement all that with whatever we could kill or catch. Whether we'd kill squirrels, deer, duck, or caught catfish or brim, that was what went on the table.
When I sign people's stuff I put down John 3:16 and 17. Most people can tell you what 16 says, OK. 'For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten son.' But they don't know nothin' about 17. It says Jesus didn't come to condemn us. If anybody had a right to condemn someone, it would be the son of God. If he didn't do it, then hey, we definitely are not qualified to do it.
If you kill it, you gotta grill it, so to speak.