Sid Waddell
Sid Waddell
Sid Waddellwas an English sports commentator and television personality. He was nicknamed 'The Voice of Darts' due to his fame as a darts commentator, and worked for Granada, Yorkshire, BBC, and Sky Sports television broadcasters. Due to his joke telling skills he was also nicknamed The Thief of Bad Gags, firstly by Dave Lanning. He was nominated for two prestigious awards for his work, and published several books...
NationalityBritish
ProfessionSportscaster
Date of Birth10 August 1940
trying kangaroos darts
It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.
tears world salt
When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer. Eric Bristow is only 27.
apples peas darts
William Tell could take an apple off your head, [Phil] Taylor could take out a processed pea.
That was like throwing three pickled onions into a thimble!
The players are under so much duress, it's like duressic park out there!
You can get the dart player out of the pub, but you can't get the pub out of the dart player.