Sir Simon
Sir Simon
acquires defies definition figure miss resembles shape solid squeezed toothpaste tube
Miss Garland's figure resembles the giant-economy-size tube of toothpaste in girls' bathrooms: Squeezed intemperately at all points, it acquires a shape that defies definition by the most resourceful solid geometrician.
absolutely brow form human miss possesses slightest talent
The only real talent Miss Day possesses is that of being absolutely sanitary: her personality untouched by human emotions, her brow unclouded by human thought, her form unsmudged by the slightest form of femininity.