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ears hear loudly rings speakers-and-speaking
What you are doing rings so loudly in my ears that I can't hear what you're saying.
explaining takes
What you don't know takes a lot of explaining to the children.
asking becomes foolish questions stopped until
There are no foolish questions and no one becomes a fool until they have stopped asking questions.
busy falling forget love people problem relationships
The problem with relationships are that people are so busy falling in love that they forget to fall in like.
computers problem shoots trouble
The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back.
number winners-and-winning
The only way to be number one is to be number one.
fold four help lifting masters service wring
There are at least four things you can do with your hands. You can wring them in despair; you can fold them in idleness; you can clench them in anger; or you can use them to help someone. should all be masters at lifting them up and making them feel better.
chicken decide donation fine ham pig sacrifice small total trying
The pig and the chicken were on their way to breakfast, trying to decide what to have. When chicken said, ''Let's have ham and eggs.'' The pig then replied, ''That's fine for you, it's a small donation on your part, but it's a total sacrifice for me.''
church cure shady side sit
The only cure for seasickness is to sit on the shady side of a church in the country.
elbow fails imagination language teach thoughts waiting words
When thoughts fails of words, they find imagination waiting at their elbow to teach a new language without words.
afforded cannot feels ill speaks tolerance
When tolerance is not afforded to those so well-deserved, it speaks ill of the one who feels he cannot afford to give it.
clock face stand stop time wheels words
When I look at you, the wheels of time stand still vs. Your face could stop a clock
appealed ask ran voting
When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: ''I never stole anything in my life. All I ask is a chance.''
creative survivor trauma
The creative person is usually rebellious. He or she is the survivor of a trauma called education.