Stephen Wright
Stephen Wright
crowded funny gets left mind quote-of-the-day
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded
asked bath came dry food guy health melt store worked
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
babies vacation worked
Babies don't need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I'll go over to them and say, 'What are you doing here, you've never worked a day in your life!'.
museum paintings time work
One time I went to a museum where all the work in the museum had been done by children. They had all the paintings up on refrigerators.
fellowship moving
It will be a moving reaffirmation of fellowship at sea.
batteries designed ideas wanna
He was a multi-millionaire. Wanna know how he made all of his money? He designed the little diagrams that tell which way to put batteries in.
hear noise subway toy train
I didn't get a toy train like the other kids. I got a toy subway instead. You couldn't see anything, but every now and then you'd hear this rumbling noise go by.
economy feeling growth next phase pick slow start
There's a feeling that enough has been done to slow the economy down and the next phase must be up, that growth will start to pick up again.
abstract extremely painting
I've been doing a lot of abstract painting lately, extremely abstract. No brush, no paint, no canvas, I just think about it.
talked
I never anticipated that one of my photographs would still be being talked about after 20 years.
either outfit weak
Either outfit is going to have a pretty weak coalition.
american-comedian birthday burned candle factory happy last sang stood week
Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday.
christmas facing hard improvement market perform showing signs wait zealand
They are still facing hard times in Australia, New Zealand is showing signs of improvement but I think the market will wait to see how they perform during the Christmas season.
grocery outside saw sign
I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies." So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said "compact cars.