Stephen Wright
Stephen Wright
asleep falls foot gonna hate means
I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day 'cause that means it's gonna be up all night.
evening fire fireplace front laid microwave night
I have a microwave fireplace in my house. The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes.
hear maybe music radio song time wrote
I wrote a song, but I can't read music. Every time I hear a new song on the radio I think, "Hey, maybe I wrote that.
asked bath came dry food guy health melt store worked
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
ask dangerous drink sit stare
He used to sit very quiet. Dangerous quiet, if you ask me. And he'd stare at her with that look he has. He didn't need drink to make him dangerous.
guy near pizza sells triangle
There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices. In the back you can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air.
beautiful drive owned
It's a beautiful car. If I owned this car, I wouldn't drive it.
babies vacation worked
Babies don't need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I'll go over to them and say, 'What are you doing here, you've never worked a day in your life!'.
certainly nice pilot project slippery waiting
It was certainly slippery out there. It was nice to not have the snow, but we did have a pilot project that we've been waiting to try.
anywhere walking
Anywhere is walking distance, if you've got the time.
event gas increase scale sliding
We have the new sliding scale in place in the event of another increase in gas prices,
alphabet guy song wrote
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? The guy who wrote that song wrote everything.
consumers electricity encourage policies recognize
We need to encourage policies that recognize that being a little long in electricity is much better for consumers than being a little short,
closet elevator five minutes stand
When I was little, my grandfather used to make me stand in a closet for five minutes without moving. He said it was elevator practice.