Stephen Wright
Stephen Wright
asleep falls foot gonna hate means
I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day 'cause that means it's gonna be up all night.
hear maybe music radio song time wrote
I wrote a song, but I can't read music. Every time I hear a new song on the radio I think, "Hey, maybe I wrote that.
asked bath came dry food guy health melt store worked
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
ask dangerous drink sit stare
He used to sit very quiet. Dangerous quiet, if you ask me. And he'd stare at her with that look he has. He didn't need drink to make him dangerous.
guy near pizza sells triangle
There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices. In the back you can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air.
beautiful drive owned
It's a beautiful car. If I owned this car, I wouldn't drive it.
babies vacation worked
Babies don't need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I'll go over to them and say, 'What are you doing here, you've never worked a day in your life!'.
certainly nice pilot project slippery waiting
It was certainly slippery out there. It was nice to not have the snow, but we did have a pilot project that we've been waiting to try.
anywhere walking
Anywhere is walking distance, if you've got the time.
basically escaped few led negative sentiment stocks
Negative sentiment has basically led to across-the-board declines, very few stocks have escaped unscathed.
asleep dreams fell home late night satellite showing walked
One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world.
moving solidarity
The commemorations have been very moving for all of us and have been a demonstration of the solidarity of seafarers,
apartment call france switch turn woman
I have a switch in my apartment that doesn't do anything. Every once in a while I turn it on and off. On and off. On and off. One day I got a call from a woman in France who said "Cut it out!
apartment exact replaced robbed
My apartment was robbed and everything was replaced with exact replicas...I told my roommate and he said 'Do I know you?