Stephen Wright
Stephen Wright
behind braces false george people teeth
Some people think George is weird, because he has sideburns behind his ears. I think George is weird, because he has false teeth with braces on them.
amnesia deja forgotten
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I may have forgotten this before.
funny satellite smile
Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.
museum paintings time work
One time I went to a museum where all the work in the museum had been done by children. They had all the paintings up on refrigerators.
born except leave
I was born by Caesarean section, but you can't really tell... except that when I leave my house, I always go out the window.
blessed order ski succeed
In order to succeed as a year-round resort, you have to have amenities. We aren't blessed with a ski resort.
entire taller tattoo
I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only 2" taller
life takes time
Boy, life takes a long time to live
event gas increase scale sliding
We have the new sliding scale in place in the event of another increase in gas prices,
alphabet guy song wrote
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? The guy who wrote that song wrote everything.
consumers electricity encourage policies recognize
We need to encourage policies that recognize that being a little long in electricity is much better for consumers than being a little short,
closet elevator five minutes stand
When I was little, my grandfather used to make me stand in a closet for five minutes without moving. He said it was elevator practice.
crowded funny gets left mind quote-of-the-day
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded
coalition government include types
We have now got a coalition government which may or may not include some anti-business types like the Greens.