Stephen Wright
Stephen Wright
crowded funny gets left mind quote-of-the-day
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded
grocery outside saw sign
I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies." So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said "compact cars.
christmas facing hard improvement market perform showing signs wait zealand
They are still facing hard times in Australia, New Zealand is showing signs of improvement but I think the market will wait to see how they perform during the Christmas season.
closet elevator five minutes stand
When I was little, my grandfather used to make me stand in a closet for five minutes without moving. He said it was elevator practice.