Tim Allen
Tim Allen
Timothy Allen Dick, known professionally as Tim Allen, is an American actor and comedian...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth13 June 1953
CityDenver, CO
CountryUnited States of America
encouragement real wrestling
All men like to think that they can do it alone, but a real man knows that there no substitute for support , encouragement or a pit crew.
blow drunk soldier
Women are brilliant. Every woman knows how to do the weirdest thing right out of the bucket. Every woman knows how to do that Hindu head wrap with the towel out of the shower. A typhoon couldn't blow that thing off their heads. Ever try to do that? You look like a drunk Iraqi soldier.
broke stills ifs
If it ain't broke, you can probably still fix it.
men sears
Men aren't men until they can get to Sears by themselves.
kids arrows important
The greatest missile in the world is useless ... unless it's targeted. A torpedo is adrift unless it has someplace to go. An arrow is pointless unless it hits something. So it's important for kids--for everyone, even if you fail at first--to target something and head in that direction. With all your might.
funny mom mother
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
artist logos graphic
I love doing logos. I've been a graphic artist all my life.
numbers giving legs
Now the denominator ... why don't they just call it the bottom number? The denominator ... that sounds like a Schwarzenegger movie doesn't it? [impersonating Arnold Schwarzenegger] I am the Denominator. I'll give your leg a compound fraction!
creative guy
I'm a creative guy, artistically with graphics.
father gone wonderful
When you're 6 or 7, your father becomes this wonderful presence in your life. I really responded to my father. And then, the very moment I realized that I loved him unconditionally, that life was going to be great just because he was in it, he was gone.
might sometimes yeah
Sometimes you get the sense that the Creator is getting to that point of "Yeah, we might have to reboot.
romantic couple car
A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.
mom sexy fun
Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, they're fun, they do things together, they're best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom.
bring charities design enjoyed fund help incredible market position result tools
I have always enjoyed do-it-yourself projects, ... Being in a position to actually help design and bring tools to market is an incredible opportunity. Being able to fund charities as a result is phenomenal.