Tim Conway
Tim Conway
Thomas Daniel "Tim" Conwayis an American actor, writer, director and comedian. He is known for his role as the inept Ensign Charles Parker in the 1960s World War II-set situation comedy McHale's Navy, for his sketch comedy as a co-star on the 1970s variety program The Carol Burnett Show, for starring as the title character in the Dorf series of comedy films, and for cartoon voice work as the voice of Barnacle Boy from the animated series SpongeBob SquarePants...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth15 December 1933
CityWilloughby, OH
CountryUnited States of America
I would get ill before going onstage - something about getting in front of people, and if they don't laugh, I'm a bomb. I got over it when somebody laughed.
This habitat is ideal for them. There's enough food, shelter and water to sustain a natural population.
They've been known to enjoy a cat meal now and then, and there are a lot of stray cats out there.
Instantly, there was a click. He's the best straight man. There was not a lot of editing or a laugh track, so we would either get laughs or you would hear the air conditioner.
I don't see anything wrong with what's going on in this country today, so I don't really think much of it. It's not something I watch.
I've known Harvey for over 40 years and I worked with him on the Burnett show for 11 years. I guess you could say we're about as close as you can get to being a comedy team.
If only my folks had beaten me, I could have gotten some material about my miserable childhood. But as it is, I've had a great life.
When I watch TV, I'm embarrassed by some of what's on.
My career is pretty much over. I'm out in the Valley eating soft-boiled eggs.
People enjoy sitting back knowing they won't hear a lot of four-letter words.
It's hard to be sad when you're laughing, so I enjoy making people happy.
Fortunately my wife is understanding. When I come home from the races she never asks any questions, if I tell her I just ate a $380 hot dog.
You can't TV surf without coming across an Andy of Mayberry episode where you've just got to watch Don as Barney. That's why I put Don in several of my movies.
There's a mindset in other countries that if you're an American, you're a Christian. Well, those people are sadly misled; they don't know our country. Our country is wicked, and the Christians are few. Just like they're few in other countries, they're few here. There may be many churches and there may be church buildings on every street corner and every corner in our cities across this country, but the true Christians are few.