Tim Dorsey
Tim Dorsey
Tim Dorseyis an American novelist, frequently compared to Dave Barry and Carl Hiaasen. Dorsey's books are crime capers in the Florida style pioneered by John D. MacDonald...
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When you want something dumped you would point to the board operator, indicating to hit the button. I would say we use the seven-second delay button often. Everybody does. It's pretty standard in the business.
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Mark wanted to see if there was something KTRS could bring to the table. He suggested an equity stake. It was purely exploratory, but from the beginning it was not just about broadcast rights.
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Mark wanted to see if there was something KTRS could bring to the table, ... He suggested an equity stake. It was purely exploratory, but from the beginning it was not just about broadcast rights.
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Somebody pinch me. Cardinals baseball is an institution. It is St. Louis.
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It was a most unfortunate racial slur. There can be no excuse for what was said. Dave Lenihan has been let go. ... There is enough hate. We certainly are not going to fan those flames. That is not what we're about.
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There is no place for anything like that in this world. There is enough hate. And we certainly are not going to fan those flames.
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You know the six degrees of Kevin Bacon?
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I don't suffer from insanity. I can actually say that I enjoy it.
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Nature's what it's all about, but our people have been brainwashed into thinking that life is a cell phone against your head and the TV on a beer commercial with hot chicks.
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A strip club is one of the few places where two groups voluntarily come together who have such precipitous contrasts in net worth and familiarity with violence, each group with a head-and-shoulders edge in one category. The basic math of a tropical storm.
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It's only socialism if the money goes down, not up.
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My problem is with the warped value system our culture has. Why is it that if you knife a woman in a movie it's PG, but if you swear at her it's rated R and if you make love to her it's rated X?
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Back at the Rash [a Florida nightclub], a waif in a lime latex body tube went into the rest room to snort the newest designer drug, XGB5, which gave people the uncanny sensation of throwing money away while chewing their own lips off. It was hard to come by and everyone had to have it.
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Almighty Father, please stop making jerks. Amen...Break!