Tim Dorsey

Tim Dorsey
Tim Dorseyis an American novelist, frequently compared to Dave Barry and Carl Hiaasen. Dorsey's books are crime capers in the Florida style pioneered by John D. MacDonald...
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Mark wanted to see if there was something KTRS could bring to the table. He suggested an equity stake. It was purely exploratory, but from the beginning it was not just about broadcast rights.
beginning bring broadcast equity mark purely suggested
Mark wanted to see if there was something KTRS could bring to the table, ... He suggested an equity stake. It was purely exploratory, but from the beginning it was not just about broadcast rights.
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Somebody pinch me. Cardinals baseball is an institution. It is St. Louis.
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It was a most unfortunate racial slur. There can be no excuse for what was said. Dave Lenihan has been let go. ... There is enough hate. We certainly are not going to fan those flames. That is not what we're about.
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If we tried to do this 10-15 years ago this never would have happened -- never, ever,
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I go to bed every night with a smile on my face and wake up with a bigger smile, ... I think I have about 1,000 new best friends.
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There is no place for anything like that in this world. There is enough hate. And we certainly are not going to fan those flames.
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You know the six degrees of Kevin Bacon?
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When you want something dumped you would point to the board operator, indicating to hit the button. I would say we use the seven-second delay button often. Everybody does. It's pretty standard in the business.
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Relieve stress through hysterical screaming.
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But you have to understand, mental illness is like cholesterol. There is is good kind and the bad. Without the good kind- less flavor to life. Van Gogh, Beethoven, Edgar Allen Poe, Sylvia Plath, Pink Floyd (the early Piper at the Gates of Dawn line up), scientific breakthroughs, spiritual revolution, utopian visions, zany nationalism that kills millions- wait, that’s the bad kind. Tim Dorsey (Hurricane Punch)
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I don't suffer from insanity. I can actually say that I enjoy it.
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Nature's what it's all about, but our people have been brainwashed into thinking that life is a cell phone against your head and the TV on a beer commercial with hot chicks.
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A strip club is one of the few places where two groups voluntarily come together who have such precipitous contrasts in net worth and familiarity with violence, each group with a head-and-shoulders edge in one category. The basic math of a tropical storm.