Tom Arnold
Tom Arnold
Thomas Duane "Tom" Arnoldis an American actor and comedian. He has appeared in many films and starred alongside Arnold Schwarzenegger in True Lies. He was the host of The Best Damn Sports Show Period for four years...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth6 March 1959
CityOttumwa, IA
CountryUnited States of America
holiday years office
To the extent that movies get released, they are generally not big box-office generators. Hollywood is clearly focusing on their holiday releases coming up and those will either make or break the year.
moving people failing
The nature of show business is people within the business feel that if someone else fails, they move up a notch.
kids years joy
Kids; 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery
stars children son
If one might wish for impossibilities, I might then wish that my children might be well versed in physical science, but in due subordination to the fulness and freshness of their knowledge on moral subjects. ... Rather than have it the principal thing in my son's mind, I would gladly have him think that the sun went round the earth, and that the stars were so many spangles set in the bright blue firmament.
men differences energy
The difference between one man and another is not mere ability... it is energy.
situation
Any time your head explodes, that's not a good situation.
lonely book home
It's pretty lonely and sad to be single. Every night was the same for me, I'd go home and curl up in bed with my favorite book. Well, actually it was a magazine.
football team years
Hey, Warren, the Raiders signed you to a seven-year deal. I guess Bill Callahan was right - they are the dumbest team in America.
jobs believe fighting
There are people who believe once somebody gets you a job in show business you are set and the truth is you have to fight for every job. People opened the doors for me for sure and hopefully I've helped open the door for some people but when you're there it's on you and you better be ready for it.
ems true-lies
Women; can't live with em, can't kill em
football drug tests
I didn't quit football because I failed a drug test, I failed a test because I was ready to quite football.
funny-love airports wife
My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more.
crazy community alcohol
The misconception about Hollywood is that it's a crazy drug and alcohol fueled place. It can be but there's also a huge sober community.
jobs grandma school
Dating is so insecure. My last relationship, I was always there for her and she dumped me. I told her about it. I said, "Remember when your grandma died? I was there. Remember when you flunked out of school? I was there. Remember when you lost your job? I was there!" She said, "I know