Tommy Cooper
Tommy Cooper
Thomas Frederick Cooperwas a British prop comedian and magician. Cooper was a member of the Magic Circle, and respected by traditional magicians. He was famed for his red fez, and his appearance was large and lumbering, at 6 feet 4 inchesand more than 15 stonein weight. On 15 April 1984, Cooper collapsed, and died soon afterwards, from a heart attack on live national television...
NationalityBritish
ProfessionMagician
Date of Birth19 March 1921
monday doctors wind
I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite.
funny humor men
A man walked into the doctor's, The doctor said 'I haven't seen you in a long time' The man replied, 'I know I've been ill'.
funny humor doors
So I knocked on the door at this bed & Breakfast and a lady stuck her head out of the window and said: 'What do you want', I said, 'I want to stay here'. She said, 'Well stay there' and shut the window.
funny humor two
Two peanuts walk into a rather rough bar, not looking for any trouble. Unfortunately, one was a salted.
funny humor eye
So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds". I said "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
kings men light
So a man jumps into a taxi and says "King Arthur's close" and the taxi driver says, "don't worry we'll lose him at the next lights".
funny humor men
A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't, I had to amputate your arms"
funny humor house
So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'
funny humor men
So I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode. I said "Are you two an item?"
two taste doe
Two cannibals eating a clown. One asks the other, 'Does this taste funny to you?'
funny humor airplane
And an airplane of spittle dived into the sea, there were no salivas.
funny humor two
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
funny humor turtles
So a lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a train-load of terrapins, I thought "That's a turtle disaster".
british-comedian chop legs
So he said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library.' I thought 'That's a turn-up for the books.'