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brother definition mother sister
Little girl's definition of conscience: ''Something that makes you tell your mother before your brother or sister does. ''
appear appreciate attitude final gain happiness joys life loss pain rain satisfy smallest spirit sun wish
I wish you enough sun to keep your attitude bright. I wish you enough rain to appreciate the sun more. I wish you enough happiness to keep your spirit alive. I wish you enough pain so that the smallest joys in life appear much bigger. I wish you enough gain to satisfy your wanting. I wish you enough loss to appreciate all that you possess. I wish enough hellos to get you through the final good-bye.
aim miss
I still miss my ex-girlfriend, but my aim is improving.
cure prepared remain
We must be prepared to be part of the cure and not remain part of the problem.
conserve love teaching understand
We will conserve only what we love. We will love only what we understand. We will understand only what we are taught.
angels embrace fly
We are each of us angels with only one wing, to fly we need only embrace each other.
beginning last man says women word
Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
drive park
Why is the place you drive on is a parkway, and the place you park on is the driveway?
buildings call
Why do we call them buildings when they're finished? Shouldn't they be called Builts?
dealing juvenile social words workers
Why do social workers use five-syllable words when dealing with juvenile delinquents?
believe billion check four paint
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
choose miss people president run
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
parents spanking terms
Too many parents are not on spanking terms with their children.
speak speakers-and-speaking twice
Too many of us speak twice before we think