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black call flying man pilot
What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.
dream inspirational motivational waste
To dream of the person you would like to be is to waste the person you are.
known liked loved toast
to either/or I have known many, Liked not a few, Loved only one I toast to you.
present today tomorrow worried
Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
minute present
We can live forever, a minute at a time.
ears hear loudly rings speakers-and-speaking
What you are doing rings so loudly in my ears that I can't hear what you're saying.
explaining takes
What you don't know takes a lot of explaining to the children.
busy falling forget love people problem relationships
The problem with relationships are that people are so busy falling in love that they forget to fall in like.
computers problem shoots trouble
The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back.
number winners-and-winning
The only way to be number one is to be number one.
fold four help lifting masters service wring
There are at least four things you can do with your hands. You can wring them in despair; you can fold them in idleness; you can clench them in anger; or you can use them to help someone. should all be masters at lifting them up and making them feel better.
church cure shady side sit
The only cure for seasickness is to sit on the shady side of a church in the country.
advice beast feared friend friends-or-friendship wild wound
An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind.
leads
Large skepticism leads to large understanding. Small skepticism leads to small understanding. No skepticism leads to no understanding.