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When one door closes another one opens with great possibilities ahead
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When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,May luck be yours on Halloween.
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When a woman wants a man and lusts after him, the lover need not bother to conjure up opportunities, for she will find more in an hour than we men could think of in a century.
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Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?
money talks
Money talks and often just says, ''Good Bye.''
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Money doesn't always bring happiness. A man with ten million dollars is no happier than a man with nine million dollars.
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Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
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Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
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Never give anyone total access to your pockets, your pockets, your purse or your mind.
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Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
fancy needed
Nothing else is needed to make you depressed, than to fancy you are so.
business people
People will go right on preferring to do business with friends.
changes commit inside occur outside people wait
People who wait for changes to occur on the outside before they commit to making changes on the inside will never make any changes at all.
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Perpetual worry will get you to one place ahead of time -- the cemetery.