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Men have only two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
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Love does not fail for you when you are rejected, betrayed or apparently not Loved. Love fails for you when you reject, betray and do not love. Therefore .. Love.
religious league culture
The exclusion of true esoteric religion has been the business of the State since ancient times. At first this was done via the establishment of the popular idealism of exoteric religious institutions in league with the State. But in modern times the same process is done by the strategic exclusion of conventional religious cultism, mystical idealism, and higher evolutionary Wisdom from the mechanisms of popular culture.
relax
Relax. Nothing is under control.
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To be free of destructive stress don't sweat the small stuff and by realizing that all stuff is small.
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We should be ashamed of our pride, but never proud of our shame.
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Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lamp posts... for support rather than illumination.
additional good judgment rules situations
Nordstrom's Rules for Employees: Rule # 1: Use your good judgment in all situations There are no additional rules
envy heroic revenge
No revenge is so heroic than that which torments envy by doing good.
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The mouth of a cannon is safer that the mouth of a woman scorned.
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A fool and his money are soon parted. The rest of us wait for tax time.
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A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
adulation great ready wealth
Adulation is the ever ready attendant to great wealth.
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A man is known by the company that keeps him on after retirement age.