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The most effective copyright protection known to man : a scratched CD.
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Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate.
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A talk is like a woman's dress. Long enough to cover the subject, but short enough to be interesting.
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A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
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A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune.
crooked stick
A crooked stick will have a crooked shadow.
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The woman who says she won't be a minute is usually right.
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Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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He who dares nothing need hope for nothing.
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No revenge is so heroic than that which torments envy by doing good.
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Have you heard about the latest 12 step group for compulsive talkers? It's called ... On and On Anonymous.
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Be alert to give service -- what counts most in life is what we do for others.
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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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I don't know whether to keep silent and let people think I am ignorant or open my mouth and release all doubts.