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bites dogs feeds hand hot noblest
The noblest of dogs is the hot dog, it feeds the hand that bites it.
hands might ringing stopped worthwhile
It might be more worthwhile if we stopped wringing our hands and started ringing our congressmen.
change tried
I tried to change the world, but I was outnumbered.
butcher meat top
I told the butcher I'd give him $10 if he got the meat down off the top shelf. He said he couldn't. The steaks were too high.
forget ourselves service
It is when we forget ourselves that we do things which will be remembered.
marvelous open vision
Its marvelous what you can see when you open your eyes.
biggest room
The biggest room in the world, is the room for improvement.
alone best might mind produces wisdom wisest
The best mind might be the wisest mind if it were a mind alone that produces wisdom.
ability others tact wish
Tact is ability to see others as they wish to be seen.
drive golf heart taxes taxes-and-taxation
Taxes and golf are alike, you drive your heart out for the green, and then end up in the hole.
created draft final god man rough sure
Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.
face hands time
Once upon a time only Washington's face was on our money, now Washington's hands are on it too.
worth
Nothing is worth making that does not make the man.
face heart sign smile smiles
A smile on the face is a sign that the heart is at home.