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hit women
Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
gift history present today tomorrow yesterday
Yesterday is history, tomorrow a mystery, but today is a gift that is why it is called the present
dream happiness lived today tomorrow vision yesterday
Yesterday is but a dream, and tomorrow is only a vision, but today well lived makes every yesterday a dream of happiness and every tomorrow a vision of hope.
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There are two kinds of people who don't say much, those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.
blessed bride children groom rich
Bride and Groom May our children be blessed with rich parents!
accidents cause children dark
Children in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the dark cause children.
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Public school is a place of detention for children placed in the care of teachers who are afraid of the principal, principals who are afraid of the school board, school boards who are afraid of the parents, parents who are afraid of the children, and children who are afraid of nobody.
children doors education help opened perhaps shall shut tight
Education has opened many, many doors. However, there are still innumerable doors shut tight -- unopened yet. These are the doors of the future. Perhaps one of my children will open one of these doors -- I shall help give him the key.
children educated realize separate taxes-and-taxation
It's getting so that children have to be educated to realize that ''Damn'' and ''Taxes: are two separate words.
children future human race teach
Children are always the only future the human race has; teach them well.
divided drink happier unless
May every day be happier than the last. Let's drink to love, which is nothing -- unless it's divided by two.
asleep love scholars-and-scholarship
If you love me only in my dreams, let me be asleep forever.
blessings happiness less troubles
May your troubles be less and your blessings be more. And nothing but happiness come through your door.
head kept lost man
Here's to the groom, a man who kept his head even while he lost his heart.