Warren Ellis
Warren Ellis
Warren Girard Ellisis an English author of comics, novels, and television, who is well known for sociocultural commentary, both through his online presence and through his writing, which covers transhumanistand folkloric themes, often in combination with each other. He is a resident of Southend-on-Sea, England...
NationalityBritish
ProfessionAuthor
Date of Birth16 February 1968
suicide optimistic bad-ass
By four o'clock, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.
dog eye thinking
So this Zealot comes to my door, all glazed eyes and clean reproductive organs, asking me if I ever think about God. So I tell him I killed God. I tracked God down like a rabid dog, hacked off his legs with a hedge trimmer, raped him with a corncob, and boiled off his corpse in an acid bath. So he pulls an alternating-current taser on me and tells me that only the Official Serbian Church of Tesla can save my polyphase intrinsic electric field, known to non-engineers as "the soul." So I hit him. What would you do?
years want lasts
I want vasopressin, washed caffeine, Jumpstart, ginkgo biloba, guarana, and any intelligence enhancer introduced in the last five years.
taken bad-ass rivers
I was having a mildly paranoid day, mostly due to the fact that the mad priest lady from over the river had taken to nailing weasels to my front door again.
morning angel scotch-whisky
Scotch whisky is made from barley and the morning dew on angel's nipples.
memories what-if ifs
What if I left my memory in the future and I have to catch up to it?
Don't live with writers. Writers are bastards.
I live on my phone: I have a bunch of news and informational apps on there.
I am a messiah. Ask anyone on the Internet.