Will Allen
Will Allen
Will Allenis an American football safety who is currently a free agent. Allen played college football for Ohio State University, and received All-American honors. He was drafted in the fourth round of the 2004 NFL Draft by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, and he has also played for the Dallas Cowboys and Pittsburgh Steelers...
ProfessionFootball Player
Date of Birth17 June 1982
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My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women.
cancer giving smoking
I don't inhale because it gives you cancer, but I look so incredibly handsome with a cigarette that I can't not hold one.
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Isn't all mankind ultimately executed for a crime it never committed?
directors would-be film
I always thought it would be very funny if I was a blind film director.
silly home keys
The key point about a demonstration is that it must be seen. Hence the term "demonstration." If a person demonstrates privately in his own home, this is not technically a demonstration but merely "acting silly" or "behaving like an ass.
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There are three things Jewish people worship-God, Chinese food and wall-to-wall carpeting.
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I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife
philosophical choices our-choices
We Are The Sum Total Of Our Choices...
compassion men evening
One man starving puts a crimp in my evening.
issues people intellectual
It seems to me that making escapist films might be a better service to people than making intellectual ones and making films that deal with issues. It might be better to just make escapist comedies that don't touch on any issues. The people just get a cool lemonade, and then they go out refreshed, they enjoy themselves, they forget how awful things are and it helps them - it strengthens them to get through the day.
witty falling-in-love children
You will notice that what we are aiming at when we fall in love is a very strange paradox. The paradox consists of the fact that, when we fall in love, we are seeking to re-find all or some of the people to whom we were attached as children. On the other hand, we ask our beloved to correct all of the wrongs that these early parents or siblings inflicted upon us. So that love contains in it the contradiction: The attempt to return to the past and the attempt to undo the past.
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The great roe is a mythological beast with the head of a lion and the body of a lion, though not the same lion.
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I'm very old-fashioned. I believe that people should stay married for life, like pigeons and Catholics.
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We know how important this is to the individual and we're trying to work with them.