Will Allen
Will Allen
Will Allenis an American football safety who is currently a free agent. Allen played college football for Ohio State University, and received All-American honors. He was drafted in the fourth round of the 2004 NFL Draft by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, and he has also played for the Dallas Cowboys and Pittsburgh Steelers...
ProfessionFootball Player
Date of Birth17 June 1982
brother love-life games
I sold my memoirs of my love life to Parker Brothers and they are going to make a game out of it.
meaningful sports religious
Everybody knows how awful the world is and each person distorts it in a certain way that enables him to get through. Some people distort it with religious things, others with sports, money, love, art, and they all have their own nonsense about what makes it meaningful, and all but nothing makes it meaningful. These things definitely serve a certain function, but in the end they all fail to give life meaning and everyone goes to his grave in a meaningless way.
glasses half poison
I see the glass half full...but of poison.
practice magic young
Magic has always been of a great interest of mine. I was an amateur magician when I was young. I used to practice and read up on it a lot. I'm well-aware of the history of magic.
philosophy philosophical nyu
My ex-wife was a philosophy major at NYU. Yeah, she and I used to have deep philosophical discussions where she would prove that I didn't exist.
inspirational positive inspiring
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
spiritual government issues
I always felt that the problems of the world would never ever be solved until people came to terms with the deeper issues [spiritual] - that there would be an aimless reshuffling of world leaders and governments and programs.
anxiety gains knows
See, I never gain an ounce, because, you know, my anxiety acts like aerobics.
funny book dirty
I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in braille. I used to rub the dirty parts.
love mother dog
Is it better to be the lover or the loved one? Neither, if your cholesterol is over six hundred. By love, of course, I refer to romantic love -- the love between man and woman, rather than between mother and child, or a boy and his dog, or two headwaiters.
littles boring eternity
Existence for eternity could get a little boring... especially towards the end.
funny-life believe past
I didn't believe in reincarnation in my past life, and I still don't.
evil groups knows
Everything is controlled by a small evil group to which, unfortunately, no one we know belongs.
love heartbreak kissing
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.