Will Allen
Will Allen
Will Allenis an American football safety who is currently a free agent. Allen played college football for Ohio State University, and received All-American honors. He was drafted in the fourth round of the 2004 NFL Draft by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, and he has also played for the Dallas Cowboys and Pittsburgh Steelers...
ProfessionFootball Player
Date of Birth17 June 1982
witty atheist philosophy
If it turns out that there is a God...the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
sarcastic horse sadism
I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
thinking years get-better
I think I've gotten technically better over the years but you'd have to be a fool not to. I've made so many movies that by sheer quantity you get better at the technique.
years careers able
I can make films. And some of them come out good, and some of them come out better, and some of them come out worse. But I've been very lucky over the years to be able to sustain the length of career that I've had.
thinking style kind
I don't think my film style has changed. I'm doing the same kind of jokes I did when I was younger.
witty food oysters
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
funny drama humor
Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue.
funny beautiful sex
I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
tradition illusion
Tradition is the illusion of permanance.
funny sarcastic witty
In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.
witty new-york humorous
I’m going to kill myself. I should go to Paris and jump off the Eiffel Tower. I’ll be dead. you know, in fact, if I get the Concorde, I could be dead three hours earlier, which would be perfect. Or wait a minute. It -- with the time change, I could be alive for six hours in New York but dead three hours in Paris. I could get things done, and I could also be dead.
thinking years age
I think Hollywood has gone in a disastrous path. It's terrible. The years of cinema that were great were the '30s, '40s, not so much the '50s...but then the foreign films took over and it was a great age of cinema as American directors were influenced by them and that fueled the '50s and '60s and '70s.
witty hate humorous
I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak.
thinking artist people
People think I'm an artist because my films lose money.