Will Allen
Will Allen
Will Allenis an American football safety who is currently a free agent. Allen played college football for Ohio State University, and received All-American honors. He was drafted in the fourth round of the 2004 NFL Draft by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, and he has also played for the Dallas Cowboys and Pittsburgh Steelers...
ProfessionFootball Player
Date of Birth17 June 1982
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How am I immature? Intellectually, emotionally, and sexually. Yeah, but in what other ways?
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Taste my tuna casserole - tell me if I put in too much hot fudge.
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