Will Allen
Will Allen
Will Allenis an American football safety who is currently a free agent. Allen played college football for Ohio State University, and received All-American honors. He was drafted in the fourth round of the 2004 NFL Draft by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, and he has also played for the Dallas Cowboys and Pittsburgh Steelers...
ProfessionFootball Player
Date of Birth17 June 1982
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It was once rumored that fledgling executives walked around their offices backwards so they wouldn't have to face an issue.
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There are two kinds of jokes - funny jokes and Jack Benny jokes.
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After quitting radio I was able to live on the money I saved on aspirins.
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With the advance of refrigeration, I hope that along with the frozen foods someday we will have frozen conversation. A person will be able to keep a frozen promise indefinitely.
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All that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is the echo of forgotten laughter.
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My agent gets 10 percent of everything I get, except the blinding headaches.
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Television is a triumph of equipment over people,
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All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it.
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The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.
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The American arrives in Paris with a few French phrases he has culled from a conversational guide or picked up from a friend who owns a beret.
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