Will Allen
Will Allen
Will Allenis an American football safety who is currently a free agent. Allen played college football for Ohio State University, and received All-American honors. He was drafted in the fourth round of the 2004 NFL Draft by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, and he has also played for the Dallas Cowboys and Pittsburgh Steelers...
ProfessionFootball Player
Date of Birth17 June 1982
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A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.
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Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.
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I'm not a big believer in the sense of Jews having a monopoly on comedy.
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Chastity is curable, if detected early.
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There are three rings involved with marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.
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I should go to Paris and jump off of the Eiffel Tower. If I took the Concorde, I could be dead three hours earlier.
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Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down.
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I'm awash in self-contempt!
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No matter what the shrinks, or the pundits, or the self-help books tell you, when it comes to love, it's luck.
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I want to return to the womb, anyone's.
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Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
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The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
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As I've gotten older, the parts have diminished. I liked it when I was younger, I could always play the lead in the movie and I could do all the romantic scenes with the women, and it was fun and I liked to play that. Now, I'm older and I'm reduced to playing the backstage doorman or the uncle or something. I don't really love that so occasionally, when a part comes up, I'll play it.
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If the world is a progressively realized community of interpretation, then either quadruplictity will drink procrastination or, provided that the nothing negates, boredom will ensue seldom more often than frequently.