Will Carroll

Will Carroll
Will Carroll is a sportswriter specializing in the coverage of medical issues, including injuries and performance-enhancing drugs. Carroll's "Under the Knife" column appeared on Baseball Prospectus for eight years during his stint there as a senior writer, and he also contributed to the site's radio efforts as well as the Puck Prospectus spin-off site. He is the author of two books on sports-related medical topics. Carroll has no formal medical training...
pounds language thousand
Better say nothing at all. Language is worth a thousand pounds a word!
dance france england
The further off from England the nearer is to France- Then turn not pale, beloved snail, but come and join the dance.
clock spokes said
I dare say you never even spoke to Time!" "Perhaps not," Alice cautiously replied; "but I know I have to beat time when I listen to music." "Ah! That accounts for it," said the Hatter. "He won't stand a beating. Now, if only you kept on good terms with him, he'd do almost anything you like with the clock.
through-the-looking-glass natural
It's a large as life and twice as natural
time unique personality
My beloved friend - one of the most unique and charming personalities of our time.
mind goes-on body
What does it matter where my body happens to be?' he said. 'My mind goes on working all the same.
kings cat hands
I don't like the looks of it,' said the King: 'however, it may kis my hand, if it likes.' 'I'd rather not,' the Cat remarked.
flamingos firsts found
The chief difficulty Alice found at first was in managing her flamingo.
writing ravens ideas
Mad Hatter: “Why is a raven like a writing-desk?” “Have you guessed the riddle yet?” the Hatter said, turning to Alice again. “No, I give it up,” Alice replied: “What’s the answer?” “I haven’t the slightest idea,” said the Hatter
fairy-tale fairy tales
Thy loving smile will surely hail The love-gift of a fairy tale.
writing trials letters
I have proved by actual trial that a letter, that takes an hour to write, takes only about 3 minutes to read!
greek vex dutch
I said it in Hebrew—I said it in Dutch— I said it in German and Greek; But I wholly forgot (and it vexes me much) That English is what you speak!
trying flamingos programming
I'm doubtful about the temper of your flamingo. Shall I try the experiment?
talking wish lilies
'O Tiger-lily,' said Alice... 'I wish you could talk!' 'We can talk,' said the Tiger-lily: 'when there's anybody worth talking to."