Will Durst
Will Durst
Will Durstis an American political satirist; he has been called a modern mix of Mort Sahl and Will Rogers...
checked gets head hope
I hope he's OK. I hope he gets his head checked soon.
couple father golf
I've been around golf my whole life. My father did it all the time, and I resented him for it. But a couple years ago I picked up a golf club and I understood the physics of it. If anyone knows anything about golf, it's that once you hit a few shots, you'll become addicted.
reminiscing
When you reminisce aren't the times that someone's forcing you to reminisce. You reminisce other times in your life.
sad-music jazz jazz-music
I love jazz music and sad music.
glad reagan
I'm glad Reagan is president. Of course, I'm a professional comedian.
halloween san-francisco redundant
In San Francisco, Halloween is redundant.
san-francisco redundant
In San Francisco, Haloween is redundant.
growing-up america people
When people talk about how in America, anybody can grow up to be President, I'm not sure George Bush is exactly what they had in mind.
earth politics problem
The problem is, we have yet to convince the Taliban they are fellow passengers on spaceship Earth.
fun hate car
I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.
women car speeding
Men are superior to women. For one thing, men can urinate from a speeding car.
cells research bills
The reason the Democrats are so intent on passing a stem-cell bill is they're depending on the research to grow themselves a spine.
disaster shock debris
There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nation's history. All I have to do is sweep away the debris of shock to find it.