Will Grace
Will Grace
lasted married
JLo-so karen hows married life?Karen-well it only lasted 20 minutesJLo-Oh is that short?
want doe married
I don't want to be married to someone who feels inferior to my success or because I make more money than he does.
danger married-women unmarried
As an unmarried woman, I was thought to be a danger.
men giving married
When I married Prince Rainier, I married the man and not what he represented or what he was. I fell in love with him without giving a thought to anything else.
man
Jack-This makes me feel like a man. Will-Yeah. Jack- No, seriously, I'm going to need a man after we're done.
mom oh telling
(Jack prepairing to tell his mom he's gay)Grace: You'd think after 30 years it'd be liberating.Jack: Oh no, we're not telling her I'm 30!
feet four number rule served unless within
Karen- OK, rule number one. Unless you're served in a frosted glass, never come within four feet of my lips.
evil good
Karen- I'm not good or real...I'm evil, and imaginary.
babies baby climb goodness hair letting men six spin three weeks wise
Karen- Grace. It's Christmas, for goodness sake. Think about the baby Jesus: up in that tower, letting his hair down... so that the three wise men can climb up and spin the dradel and see if there are six more weeks of winter.
bag full scattered trash
But we were at the funeral. We scattered a trash bag full of his ashes!
oh
Oh cripes honey, let me give it to you in a nutshell. Your boyfriend's a big, flaming, leather-wearing, man-kissing, disco-dancing, vermont-living, christina aguilera-lovin', mykonos-going...honey take it home.
aunt days looking work
Grace- If you're looking for your Aunt Karen, she's not here. She doesn't work on days that end with..."day.
gag
That is going on the gag reel, that is hilarious.
hurt
Will, does it hurt your back....kissing your own ass like that?