Will Harris
Will Harris
William Taylor Harrisis an American professional baseball pitcher for the Houston Astros of Major League Baseball. He previously played for the Arizona Diamondbacks and Colorado Rockies...
kids thinking parent
Parents need to be more accepting of who their kids are and less concerned about what society thinks they need to be.
oscars treason snowden
The subject of Citizenfour, Edward Snowden, could not be here for some treason.
love-is endless form
Love is awesome and endless, but it is constantly changing its form. You love something for what it is, then it changes. But that change can make you love it even more.
sorry tonight oscars
Tonight we celebrate Hollywood's best and whitest, sorry... brightest.
couple book writing
Once upon a time a Georgian printed a couple of books that attracted notice, but immediately it turned out that he was little more than an amanuensis for the local blacks--that his works were really the products, not of white Georgia, but of black Georgia. Writing afterward as a white man, he swiftly subsided into the fifth rank.
tired lazy
Lazy fokes's stummucks don't git tired.
specks folks
When folks git ole en strucken wid de palsy, dey mus' speck ter be laff'd at.
roosters fine
Hongry rooster don't cackle w'en he fine a wum.
bird
Jay-bird don't rob his own nes'.
patches briars please
Please don't throw me in dat briar patch!
writing long-ago people
People no longer write letters. Lacking the leisure, and, for the most part, the ability, they dictate dispatches, and scribble messages. When you are in the humor, you should take a peep at some of the letters written by people who lived long ago.
luck want watches
Watch out when you're getting all you want. Fattening hogs ain't in luck.
jugs loud
Licker talks mighty loud w'en it git loose fum de jug.
prime senility
I am in the prime of my senility.