Will Harris
Will Harris
William Taylor Harrisis an American professional baseball pitcher for the Houston Astros of Major League Baseball. He previously played for the Arizona Diamondbacks and Colorado Rockies...
writing please ifs
If it pleases you and you can write at all, it's gonna please somebody else.
between-you-and-me like-me ifs
If I have to choose between you and me - I like me better.
humorous party night
You've reached Fantasia, where the undead live again every night," "For bar hours, press one. To make a party reservation, press two. To talk to alive person or a dead vampire, press three. Or, if you were intending to leave a humorous prank message on our answering machine, know this: we will find you.
book people information
Why was it librarians had such a prim image? With all the information available in books right there at their fingertips, librarians could be the best-informed people around. About anything.
morning perfume sookie-stackhouse
Coffe is the perfume of morning.
clever thinking bills
You'll have to ask Bill that, Sookie. And this is the only reason we're going? You're not cleverly using this as an excuse to make out with me?" "I'm not that clever, Eric." "I think you deceive yourself, Sookie," Eric said with a brilliant smile.
vampire want pissed-off
You just don't want a vampire pissed off at you.
sorry voice nurse
Do I look like I have anything ?" I asked him, in a reasonable voice. He looked as unnerved as the nurse had. He said, "Sorry," and backed away. I took a step after him. I screamed, "I HAVE NOTHING!" And then I said, in a perfectly calm voice, "See, I never had anything to start with.
thinking yield eric
Sookie," Eric said. I didn't think he'd heard a word. "Yield to me." Well, that was pretty direct.
memories men waiting
As I watched Bill, waiting with apparent calm for death to come to him, I had a flash of him as I'd known him: the first vampire I'd ever met, the first man I'd ever gone to bed with, the first suitor I'd ever loved. Everything that followed had tainted those memories, but for one moment I saw him clearly, and I loved him again.
vampire fiesta
You won't find a vampire in a Ford Fiesta
mother taught appreciated
JB’s mother had taught him early on that appreciated women are happy women.
writing television screens
I freely admit I know nothing about television or writing for the screen.
might eric-northman neighborhood
And since I’m going to be in the neighborhood, you thought I might do as an escort? To an orgy?