Will Harrison

Will Harrison
path easy ends
If it was up to me, I’d choose the hard path with the easy ending, not the easy path with the hard end.
hats clipboards hard
A clipboard and a hard hat could get you just about anywhere.
bottles half arms
What are you doing now?” Al questioned, listing heavily as he tucked another one of those bottles under his arm and staggered for the cot half hidden behind a curtain. “Seeing if your circumcision is gone? It is.
anything-worth-having hard
Anything worth having is going to be hard
night thinking voice
I think she suspects something, though. We’ve had cherry pie for dessert five nights in a row.” His voice drawled, and my smile deepened.
daddy said
I got it this time, Daddy Warbucks,” I said,
breathing magic quiet
Wayde yelled, and I hit him again, adrenaline pulling a scream of outrage from me. He went quiet, and I held my breath to make sure I could hear him breathing. I suppose I could have used my magic on him, but this was a lot more satisfying.
rip months six
HAPA was like mint. You could rip it up, and six months later, it was back, healthier than ever. Mint smelled better, though, and you could make juleps out of it. I don’t know what I could make out of HAPA. Compost, maybe.
differences
And I’m not spying! I’m evaluating!” “It’s the same difference!
father odds feelings
He wanted that again, that feeling of standing with her against all odds and succeeding. He wanted it so bad, he was going to risk destroying everything he and his father had worked for.
stupidity black magic
I ought to file charges of uncommon stupidity against you for letting her try this alone." ~ Newt, Black Magic Sanction, Kim Harrison
bunch babysitter needed
I suddenly realized that a bunch of my friends needed babysitters and vowed to start screening my calls.
silly use paper
Why?" I said, taking the paper from him as Al smiled. "If it's not what I agreed to, I will burn Al's gonads off the first chance I get. Turn around. I need to use your back for a second." "Ah, hold on a tick," Al said, snapping his fingers again and catching the new paper drifting down. "How silly of me. This is the one. Here.
ivy aprons stakes
...Ivy’s COOK THE STEAK, DON’T STAKE THE COOK apron...