Will Johnson
Will Johnson
pain sweat half
Spicy food and I have a close relationship—an obsessive one, in fact. If it’s spicy, I want it. I want to sweat and shake and go half blind from the searing pain . . . which, now that I put it that way, seems really suggestive. But spicy stuff is addictive. That’s a known fact of science.
winning imagination done
This pool is a triumph of imagination. That's how you win at life, Gin. You have to imagine your way through. Never say something can't be done. There's always a solution, even if it's weird.
successful careers evil
Claim whatever you want. Say you only want a happy family or a successful career or a big house. I say: no, that's not what you want. You'll settle for those things, but you really want a monkey that does your evil bidding. Pullman is a genius just for this.
contradiction mass
I am a mass of contradictions.
pain giving missing
i miss you so much it's giving me a pain in my pancreas.
flirting trying puppy
Every time you try to flirt with her, a puppy dies.
crush new-york play
i get a little romantic about the old Empire State. Just looking at it makes me want to play some Frank Sinatra tunes and sway a little. I have a crush on a building. I'd been in there several times but never to work. I always knew there were offices in there but the face never penetrated, really. You don't work in the Empire State Building. You propose in the Empire State Building. You sneak a flask up there and raise a toast to the whole city of New York.
faces roommate lit
And what else is she?" Jerome asked. Jazza didn't offer any reply so I chimed in with, "A bitchweasel?" "A bitchweasel!" Jazza's face lit up. "She's a bitchweasel! I love my new roommate.
tired sleep kind
Tired, but not the kind of tired that sleep fixes.
looks irony kind
Irony is the word I forget the meaning of immediately after I look it up, but I kind of feel like I live in a constant state of it.
cocky autumn people
Dr. Everest, got up and gave us a little pep talk. Mostly it boiled down to the fact that it was autumn, and everyone was back, and while that was a great thing, people better not get cocky or misbehave or he'd personally kill us all. He didn't actually say those words, but that was the subtext.
santa feels warm
I feel warm and reassured," I whispered. "He's like Santa.
long challenges criticism
The essay I had to read was called, "An Essay on Criticism" by Alexander Pope. The first challenge was that the essay was, in fact, a very long poem in "heroic couplets". If something is called an essay, it should be an essay.
motivation singing lines
New start or not, there was a line to be drawn, and that line was singing musicals to yourself as serious psychological motivation.