Will Johnson

Will Johnson
educational two use
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
might ifs cease
If we are ever to become what we might have been, we must cease being who we've become.
cheese mouse-traps traps
To a mouse, cheese is cheese. That is why mouse traps are effective.
land waiting forgotten
While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk.
bag believe finished game gone hard kick laps last mark ryan trying won
We were trying to kick the bag out of each other, ... Ryan doesn't believe me when I tell him this, but he is so unbelievably strong. If he had gone as hard as he could have for the last two laps he would have won no question. But when you try and play McCormack's game he's going to lose, because Mark already has 150 finished just like that in his brain.
bag believe finished game gone hard kick laps last mark ryan trying won
We were trying to kick the bag out of each other. Ryan doesn't believe me when I tell him this, but he is so unbelievably strong. If he had gone as hard as he could have for the last two laps he would have won no question. But when you try and play McCormack's game he's going to lose, because Mark already has 150 finished just like that in his brain.
biggest devices people responsibility safe trying
We were trying to make it as safe as possible. The biggest thing is, people have the responsibility to use the devices that are present.
good respectful throughout
We were always respectful and displayed good sportsmanship throughout and after the game.
blessed couple good saw start witnesses
We were blessed with a couple of very good witnesses who saw if from start to finish.
decided nobody office wants
We were brainstorming in the office one day, which is what everyone does when nobody wants to work. And we decided we had to do something with this, because it was so politically incorrect.
climbing hole night normal points quarter uphill
We were climbing uphill all night long. We thought if we could have had a normal quarter offensively and not be in the hole down by 20 points like we were in the first quarter, then we'd be OK.
climbing uphill
We were climbing uphill from the start. We didn't have it.
feet five names
What I got was five feet of single-spaced names and codes,
ages ban beef concerned far lifted regretted sorts
What is the problem? As far as we are concerned the ban could have been lifted ages ago. It is to be regretted that the beef ban, in place for all sorts of reasons, could not have been lifted earlier.