Will Martin
Will Martin
Will Martinis a New Zealand-born classical crossover singer...
laughter real laughing
I realized that comedians of the day were operating on jokes and punch lines. The moment you say the punch line, the audience either laughs sincerely or they laugh automatically or they don't laugh. The thing that bothered me was that automatic laugh. I said, that's not real laughter.
doctors world worst
Somewhere in the world is...The world's worst doctor and he could be yours.
dog pie done
I've put an umbrella in my mouth and opened it. I sat in a lemon-meringue pie. I've done terrible things to my dog with a fork...
tired giving bulls
If you feel tired midway through, give Neil Patrick Harris a Red Bull and throw some sheet music at him.
records dinosaurs different
Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
wall children mortgage
I'm for the Wall Street Occupiers. But will they accept me when they find out I sell packaged mortgage default instruments to children?
night shining sun
A day with out sun shine is like..........night
kings thinking nuts
When I die, now don't think that I'm a nut, don't want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
phones creating acting
The streets of L.A. undulate over short hills as though a finger is poking the landscape from underneath ... laid over this crosshatch are streets meandering on the diagonal creating a multitude of ways to get from one place to another by traveling along the hypotenuse. These are the avenues of the tryst which enable Acting Student A to travel the eighteen miles across town to Acting Student B's garage apartment in nine minutes flat after a hot-blooded phone call at midnight.
bullying hurt years
The teen years are extremely serious and everything matters and every insult really hurts. I know there are cliques and bullying. And you don't yet understand that it will all go away.
smoking mind hey
The only thing that bothers me is if I'm in a restaurant and I'm eating and someone says, 'Hey, mind if I smoke?' I always say, 'No. Mind if I fart?
editing people directors
People come up to me and say "Steve, what is film editing?" And I say "How should I know? You're the director.
vocabulary wake-up bed
I have no fear, no fear at all. I wake up, and I have no fear. I go to bed without fear. Fear, fear, fear, fear. Yes, 'fear' is a word that is not in my vocabulary.
size noses matter
It's not the size of the nose that matters, it's what's inside that counts.