Will Martin
Will Martin
Will Martinis a New Zealand-born classical crossover singer...
home next seats
I love having an open seat next to me on the train. What's even better is when my seat is open too because I just stayed home.
dancing looks spiders
Sometimes it looks like I'm dancing, but it's just that I walked into a spider web.
fart relate jokes
Some of them relate to farts but they are not fart jokes. They would just be a fart in the joke but it's about something else...
struggle panic bed
Right now someone out there is struggling and starting to panic because they can't get out of a tempurpedic bed.
work-out thursday sometimes
It's Thursday and it really feels like a Thursday. Sometimes things just work out.
thinking dancing bears
I think it would be worse to get mauled by a dancing bear than just a regular bear because you can't totally blame the dancing bear.
jealous laughing bird
Sometimes I see a bird fly by and I feel jealous. But then other times I see a bird fly into a closed window and I feel laughing.
thinking ears tone
I'm not a lawmaker, but I was thinking that if you have a really loud ring tone, maybe you should be stabbed in the ear?
hate shooting satisfying
Skeet shooting is probably more satisfying if you really hate skeets.
keys interesting trying
If you have a lip ring try hanging some tiny keys from it. This will make you look even more interesting.
world wonder deals
I wonder how they deal with mice at Disney World.
cowboy sound reason
For some reason cowboy sounds better than cowman.
trying impress equations
If you are trying to impress a woman, leave any sort of show farting out of the equation.
america allies found
I just found out that I have more allies than America!