Will Miller
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Will Miller
Will Milleris an American rower. He is a five time US National Team Member and competed in the Men's eight event at the 2012 Summer Olympics placing 4th. He grew up in Duxbury, MA and received his undergraduate degree from Northeastern University in Boston, MA. He currently resides in San Francisco, CA. His father, Bill Miller, was also a US Olympic rower...
inspirational children home
Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home.
years fake politics
But the biggest fake of the year, Paul Begala's last smile
party offering guitar
It's a cocktail-party circuit in D.C., That guy who couldn't master the guitar and get in a band and get laid, he ends up there. Gary Condit make sense to me. He's away from his family, he's in D.C. - if he was a car dealer in the [San Fernando] Valley somewhere out there, he'd be the guy who was trying to get laid by offering you the free undercoating package.
country father opportunity
Yeah, this country's founding fathers are a bunch of dead rich white men, but they did set things up so you could come and sit at the table, so don't piss in the finger bowls, all right? Thank you. In return for unfettered economic opportunity and no government death squads, try to get along with your new stepmotherland, and don't be resentful if there's a set of house rules already in place.
country sorry swim
So who's the big red menace nowadays? Cuba. That's it? I'm sorry, but it's hard to whip up any us against them nationalist fervor about a country whose principal export is citizens who can swim.
country hate politics
I love this country for several reasons, not the least of which is that I know I'm allowed to hate it if I want to.
eye thinking light
TV evangelists say they don't favor any particular denomination, but I think we've all seen their eyes light up at tens and twenties.
sex holiday fighting
The ACLU spent this entire holiday season protesting public displays of the nativity scene. Yeah, that's the problem with America right now: Public displays of Christ's birth, that's the problem. It's unbelievable to me. The ACLU will no longer fight for your right to put up a nativity scene, but they'll fight for the right of the local freak who wants to stumble onto the scene and have sex with one of the sheep.
men one-man another-man
One man's Voltaire is another man's Screech.
football weed two
Hey Deion, Bubbelah - maybe you'd better pay a little less attention to those unfairly Draconian salary caps that only allowed you to acquire four of the five remaining 1932 Aston Martins still in road-worthy condition after you'd paid for life's little necessities like hookers and weed, get your medulla oblongata out of your duodenum for a few milliseconds, and make a tackle or two, okay, Babe?
wall reality support
Childbirth is a wonderful thing, but the reality is that it can dramatically change a woman's body. SUI occurs when the vaginal wall weakens and cannot provide adequate support to the urethra, thus causing leaking. The good news is that women with SUI have many different treatment options available to them.
funny humor enemy
The French are always reticent to surrender to the wishes of their friends and always more than willing to surrender to the wishes of their enemies.
feminism politics fields
Ah, Feminism in the nineties, what a What is yours what is mine field.
impact want masturbation
If I want low-impact aerobics, I'll masturbate. If I want high-impact aerobics, I'll masturbate again.