Will Morgan
Will Morgan
Will Morganis a Minnesota politician and former member of the Minnesota House of Representatives. A member of the Minnesota Democratic–Farmer–Labor Party, he represented District 56B, which includes portions of Dakota County in the southern Twin Cities metropolitan area. He is a physics teacher at Burnsville High School in Burnsville...
white rocks competition
Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets.
violence hateful kind
I'm not a hateful person and don't condone any kind of violence against others,
kids cities daddy
I was like any other inner-city kid with a chip on his shoulder because his daddy and his mommy wasn't together.
ifs
If I don't offend somebody, then I'm probably not funny.
years trying lasts
What I have learned over the years is to try to stay in the moment. I want to feel it all because I've realized nothing lasts.
dad son men
I deal with my sons like young men. If they have a problem with something, they come to me. I am the type of dad that will drop everything I am doing for them, and always tell them to talk to me about it.
giving nonsense ifs
I'm very giving. Even if it's for nonsense, I'll give it to you.
needs stools whole-life
I don't need no stool and mike stand. I don't need all of that to be funny. I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me. I spread love wherever I'm at. I'm like Marvin Gaye.
phones people clubs
People bring camera phones into comedy shows and clubs and concerts, and sound bites never come out right.
teacher jobs school
You can't hold me to the same standard as the president or a school teacher. I'm just a comedian. My job is like Archie Bunker.
night saturday show-business
If you can survive 'Saturday Night Live,' then you're good as far as show business is concerned.
people brooklyn projects
Because Eddie [Murphy] came from where I come from, the Bushwick section of Brooklyn. People in the projects used to call me Fat Murphy.
night thinking people
I think people would want to see Tracy Morgan host 'Saturday Night Live.'
mad fists fury
Listen, Bruce Lee fought out of anger. That's why they call it the 'Fists of Fury.' Michael Jackson danced with fury. I do stand up out of fury. I'm not mad at anybody. I'm not mad at any human being because I'm a human being.