Will Morgan
Will Morgan
Will Morganis a Minnesota politician and former member of the Minnesota House of Representatives. A member of the Minnesota Democratic–Farmer–Labor Party, he represented District 56B, which includes portions of Dakota County in the southern Twin Cities metropolitan area. He is a physics teacher at Burnsville High School in Burnsville...
funny
I don't control the line of 'funny,' 'funny,' 'funny,' 'not funny.'
I don't even read the newspaper; I don't read that crap.
jimmy love
I don't have anything against Jimmy Fallon. I love Jimmy Fallon. He's my dude.
claim income kids
I got five kids - I claim three for income tax purposes.
I guess I'm entertaining; I guess I'm interesting. I guess the things that I say sell papers. I guess they sell magazines. I don't know.
people
I have a heart. I want people to see me with their heart and not their eyes.
following
I have a nice following in Boston. The Boston crowd is very hip.
funny good spirit
I know my spirit is not mean, and I have a very good spirit and a funny spirit.
learned life might
If there's one thing I've learned in my life, it's that curiosity might kill cats, but it doesn't kill people.
people
What am I afraid of? The IRS. That's it. I don't want those people knockin' on my door, man.
bronx brooklyn child comedy comic eddie grown major network notable regular since
I'm not a child star, but you could say that I've grown up on TV. I went from being an unknown, down-and-out comic from Brooklyn and the Bronx to being a regular character on a major network comedy called 'Martin.' From there I went on to become the most notable black comic on 'Saturday Night Live' since Eddie Murphy.
bit boys gotta pay sneakers
Having boys is different. Boys, you put sneakers on, and they're out, they're ready. Girls, you gotta pay a little bit more attention to them.
communication email lives messages people text
People live too much of their lives on email or the Internet or text messages these days. We're losing all of our communication skills.
comedians couch earning janitor people regular sit work
So I think all comedians are earning their wings into heaven. We're all going to heaven, but everybody's not going to get their wings. Some people are just going to be regular angels. Doing cleanup, janitor work. In heaven, I'm going to sit on the couch with Oprah.